Movie Night Monday

The Movie Project

Week 20: Maryland (Cry-Baby)

Category: Teen Musical Romantic Comedy

Quote of Interest:

” ‘Well,’ not ‘good.’ Haven’t you ever heard of the English language?”

–Mrs. Vernon-Williams

Three words to describe this film/state: Square-ass Drapes

Best ‘Extras’:

  • Hateful Guard, played by Willem Dafoe
  • Angelic Boyfriend, played by Robert Marbury
  • Night Court Parent, played by Susan Lowe
  • Extra in red flannel shirt at Theme Park (uncredited), played by Chip Harrison
  • Howling Square-Boy (uncredited), played by Stephen William Moore
  • Goody Two-Shoes (uncredited), played by Carmen Renee Reynolds

State food/recipe to try: Caramel Creams & Cow Tales / Old Bay seasoning / Natty Boh beer

Earring Inspo Character: Wanda Woodward

Other Notes: What a silly, stupid, inane, lonely teardrop of a movie. Terrible. It took us three nights to get through it. I have nothing good to say about this one and can’t understand why this nonsensical noise appeals to anyone. If you enjoyed it, please enlighten me in the comments.

Grade: F

State Facts:

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